I found myself in the odd position of pushing two children on the swings today when one of those two children fell asleep. Not kidding: Complete knocked-out-in-the-sunshine asleep. Now, swinging is awesome. It's the nearest to flying a person can get, with the wind and the sun on your face and nothing in the world to think about but going up and down, up and down. Ahhhh... Still no excuse to fall asleep.
I happened to be pushing both children at the same time. One was asleep, the other happens to be in a bit of a lecturing phase.
So once I said "Is she asleep? Is she seriously ASLEEP right now?" He started in:
"Audrey! It is NOT TIME to sleep right now. We do NOT sleep on the swings! We sleep in our bed! We SWING on the PLAYground, we do NOT SLEEP! AUDREY! That is a BAD CHOICE!"
It makes a good picture though.
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